Dear deviantART Staff,
I have been a deviant for almost 6 years. I have experienced the ~upgraded account. I have seen the benefits. And let me tell you, after being here this long, I know I do not want or need them.
Please do not insult my intelligence more by clogging all my pages with notifications asking me if I know about upgraded accounts. I have been here long enough to deserve that. Until now, the ads for upgrading have not bothered me, but these new ones are borderline ridiculous and certainly obnoxious if nothing else.
In short, your new ads suck.
xoxo
gossip cezzie